Girl in class: omg tumblr is so great i'm so obsessed i have like 20 followers i'm so happy do you have a tumblr??
As time goes on, you’ll understand. What lasts, lasts; what doesn’t, doesn’t....– Haruki Murakami, Dance, Dance, Dance (via ddylanjoness)
me: oppa sign this
me: four times seven
me: if you answer it wrong, you have to marry me
me: wrong, now we're married couple
bias: but i'm about to say twenty e--
me: we're married
me: you just signed our marriage certificate, by the way
me: I want two kids
I don’t go out of my way to make friends, that’s all. It just leads to...– Norwegian Wood (via kuroicafe)
In class: 1+1=2
Test: John buys 4 oranges. He eats one and gives another to Ted. Calculate the sun's mass.